Ever since you were a little child, you were given the message that your genitals
were somehow dirty, mostly because they are associated with urination.
So I understand why you may think it an alien concept to put your mouth
anywhere near another person’s penis or vagina. So let me start by saying
that oral sex is no more dangerous than intercourse, and is probably a lot
safer. That’s not to say you can’t catch a disease from oral sex, because you
can, but that would be a sexually transmitted disease.

And what about any liquids that may appear as a part of oral sex, such as
the woman’s lubrication or the man’s ejaculate. Rest assured that these substances
will cause you no harm, assuming your partner is disease free. And
because oral sex can’t cause a pregnancy, it’s actually safer than intercourse.
Because of where your nose is situated on your face, it’s going to be a firsthand
observer of the action. (You men can actually use it as an additional tool,
if you’d like.) Although your nose may pick up some scents, it shouldn’t smell
anything strong enough to make it want to ask for some duct tape. If you
encounter an unpleasant smell, ask your partner to head for the bathroom and
quickly wash up using a washcloth and soap. If that doesn’t do the trick, especially
in the case of the woman, then the odor may indicate some sort of infection,
in which case oral sex should be put off until she sees a gynecologist.

And even though I always tell you not to give in to pressure, I also want to say
that because no harm is likely to result from oral sex, perhaps you should
reserve final judgment until you’ve at least tried it. Obviously if it weren’t
pleasurable, so many people wouldn’t engage in it. Because there’s definitely
a potential reward, don’t be so quick to dismiss this activity.